Colin Farrell Penis Pics

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Some of the more famous celebrity penis pics are those of Colin Farrell. They come complete with a sex tape, and as and you may have guessed, a story too. In this case, a saga, the saga of Colin Farrell’s cock.

We first caught glimpse of Colin’s penis when we were flashed a shot of his flaccid wang in the movie “Tigerland” as shown in the full frontal pic below.

Shot of Colin Farrel's limp penis in the movie Tigerland

Since there was not much to see, many questioned whether or not he deserved to be considered a “sex icon” in lieu of these revalations. When questioned about this, Colin delflected comments by saying:

“I couldn’t care less about who sees my bits … My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn’t like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!” (on the nude scene in Tigerland)

The spotlight once again shone on Colin Farrell’s penis when a nude scence of his was cut from the the film “A Home at the End of the World”, reportedly because the size of his “immense” member (yes the same one) was too distracting for test audiences.

Of course, these scenes were leaked to the internet anyways (pics below). Which led to the penis connoisseurs weighing in on the issue with accusations of “fluffing”, and “stunt cocks”, and all manner of penile treachery occuring.

“The verdict was it was most definitely fluffed. That, or, we wouldn’t have been surprised if the Colin PR machine insisted on a little low-budget CG ‘enhancement.’ Plus, what is he, like 5’5″? Of course it’ll look big.” (

nude and naked Colin Farrell
The pics are very low quality, we are told one must view the clip to really see what blew audiences away :|

Usually at times like this, when the spotlight is on a celebrity about a certain issue, other people begin to immurge with their own tales as well, a former lovers tells British tabloids of his poor performance in the bedroom. Some of the juicier excerpts include:

“Despite Colin’s bad-boy reputation – the Dublin-born actor once told Playboy magazine: “I’ve always been a firm believer that casual sex is a good thing” – Angelique says he seemed nervous, clumsy and unsure.”

“He must have told me I was beautiful eight times, or more. And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn’t at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn’t know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time…”

It was around this time that the infamous Colin Farrell sex tape was released. It featured him and “Playmate of the Month” Nicole Narain. Now, Colin’s people claim the taped was released without his knowledge or consent, but it did come at a very opportune time, and gave him a chance to clear up the rumors about his small penis and poor sexual performance. Although, we are not sure how much the tape did to remedy the situation.

Colin Farrell penis pic from sex tape

Although he can now boast an “average” size peen, his overall performance undoubtedly fell short of the celebrity sex god he would have us believe he is, and could only be described as “creepy”.

coling farrell holding erect cock picture

We do however hope, in the very least, that the release of the tape brought closure for him.

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